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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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