- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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