- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What is white and long? A New York winter

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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