And you honored it I see :P

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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69

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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