What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What do I hate? people

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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swag

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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