what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

You dropped something.... Yo lip

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Anti Joke

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