- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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