- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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