A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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12 niqqa 12.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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