- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

all these jokes are horrible now

Jordan is pregant

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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