- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

your mom was so fat that she died.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Actually it was me Josh brown

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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