- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

your mom.

guess what? bannanas

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

school homewrok

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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