Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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Sex education in Texas,

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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