- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Whats funny? Your face.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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