- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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