A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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