Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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being sober in a bar fight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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