- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

. . I am a whale

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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