How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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Do you play piano? No

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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