- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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