What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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