A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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My jeans

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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