- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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