- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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