how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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An Asian with a big dick.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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Whats 1+1? window!

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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One, two, three, four and five

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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A guy walks into a bar

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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jews

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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