What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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This night was a particularly stormy one, many a crop destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could emotionally blind those who may experience it's full potential. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a secluded village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for there lives, all but Jonny, that is. Jonny was bullied from a young age, approximately 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Ribena and his Grandfather's lucky medallion and took his first step outside. He whipped out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled up the carton, slightly spraying pure fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the drooping wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and with a cry so intense, shouted, "Nothing will stop me!!". Jonny died shortly after of HIV induced AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 3 to 5 years, depending on behavior, in a high security prison for child molestation, frequent and consistant child abuse and paedophillia and smuggling Crystal Meth. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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