- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

I Have a Black Friend

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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