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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.