Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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What's blue? The sky.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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