Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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I'm Coming

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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