A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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