how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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A bar walks into a man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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dyslexic's Untie

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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