why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

The child was fired from his job.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

your mama's so fat... that's it

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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