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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

12 in general

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.