We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical American man: Murica: Come on come on! Japanese: Uh yes? *walks toward American* Murica: Are you okay?! Japanese: Well yes I am doi.. Murica: BUSTER WOLF *Punches Japanese which smacks into the ground critically wounded. Murican: OKAAAAAAAAAAAY! *throws dirty trucker cap at Japanese man and leaves.* BEWARE OF THE TYPICAL AMERICAN! Study 2 American man, taught Japanese Discipline: Japanese: Herrow Mr.Educated American *bows* "Japanesed Murican": *Fighting Pose* " I SHALL STAIN MY HANDS, WITH YOUR BLOOD!" *Japanese people run away* Experiment fail. BEWARE EXTREMELY OF AMERICAN MAN! Nero: Nuking Japan probably created a few controversies and wrong stereotypes... After visiting the US several times, I find these manners to be of the Texan stereotype though... Educated Murican: PREDICTABO!

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