How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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