Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Turkey Balls

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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