How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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