A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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