- Anti Joke

Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*