- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women's rights.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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