I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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I asked her where you were.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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