Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

what looks like a banana? a penis

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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