It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Anti Joke

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