- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" giggles friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

black people swimming

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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