A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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A man died.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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My jeans

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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This is an anti-joke.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Anti Joke

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