- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

your mama's so fat... that's it

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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