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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Anti Joke

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