What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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Atheism

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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