What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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