- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Knock knock. Its open.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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