Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Golf.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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