What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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