What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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What's the new green? Green

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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