my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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