- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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