Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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