- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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