What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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american idol

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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