Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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