- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

PENIS :)

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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