- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

What's big and messy? A big mess

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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