- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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