james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Peas

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

whats brown and sticky a stick

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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