Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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