What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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