- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

knock knock... ...no answer

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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