- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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