- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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