- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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