- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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