Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Anti Joke

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