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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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