- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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