Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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