- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

A hill billy went fishing

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