The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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