- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ever tried african food? they neither

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

So a bar walks into a man...

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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