Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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