- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Anti Joke

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