Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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No your aunties a joke

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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