- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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