A man penetrates another man.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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