- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Paper or plastic? Yes...

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

God is real.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Cancer

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Chick Norris... Enough said

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