- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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