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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

If you have a stroke, call 000

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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