- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Robin get in the batmobile!

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

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