- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

The child was fired from his job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

If you have a stroke, call 000

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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