What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Knock knock.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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