roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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