- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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someone called someone else a frog

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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