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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

A young baby died.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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