What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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people magazine

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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