- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

So a horse walks into a barn.

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