Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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