- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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