mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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David Cameron

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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An Asian with a big dick.

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