- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What's upside down? umop apisdn

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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