Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

I like that, but why am I happy?

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

tea with milk?

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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