What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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