- Anti Joke

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Welcome to the anti-joke Olympics! As you can see ladies and gentlemen, our contestants are starting to look very excited as the "who can look the most bored" competition is just about to begin! We are terribly sorry to announce that as for the butterfly style contest, all of the butterflies drowned :( While at this corner, we can see these contestants have been waiting patiently for hours for the "who is the most impatient" contest to begin! While over here, none of our contestants have yet to make a chicken cross the road and tell them why! In the meantime watch as we mistreat these Jews in order to find out what is worse, the holocaust or a worm in your apple! So far our contestants with worms in their apples are complaining more, but dying significantly less, how will this end! How exciting! Finally our swing contest has been cancelled as Sally refuses to get on it! Moral: BUT WILL IT BLEND!

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Cripples are lame.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.