- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

A hill billy went fishing

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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