rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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