- Anti Joke

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.