- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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