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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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