- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

knock knock who's there? faith

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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