- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Death by kayak

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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