- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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