What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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