- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

I have cancer. And you're next.

womans rights...

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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