You know what's cool? Yep.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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