- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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