what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Jimmy Saville

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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