Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Knock knock. Its open.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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