Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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