I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Anti Joke

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