Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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