2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

guess what? bannanas

A man wakes up after only one hour of sleep due to his insomnia. He starts to cry because his wife just passed away and his parents were recently killed in a car accident. The man gathers his composure, takes a shower, and drives to his minimum wage job. He was expelled from high school for an assault he didnt even commit and has no money to get an education. At work, he accidentally drops a box of valuable, fragile electronic parts and gets fired by his boss. He goes home to his dirty 1 bedroom apartment and contemplates suicide. He decides to wait as his favorite tv show is on. He turns on the tv to the news his show has been cancelled. The man, depressed, suicidal and alone, picks up his .22 and kills himself. There is no God.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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