there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

What's just not right? Left

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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