- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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