How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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