- Anti Joke

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple