- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

God is real.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Weaner

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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