johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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