- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

You idiot.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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