- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

womens rights.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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