- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

i like turtles

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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